get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite relationships → Ross Geller & Rachel Green.

Because she’s your lobster. C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin’ around their tank, ya know, holding claws like…”

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queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

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kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

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too-much-gayhem:

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.


Queen of the jungle

too-much-gayhem:

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

Queen of the jungle


glitterandmetal-yt-da:

itsvondell:

I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.

Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped


Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

itsvondell:

I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.

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Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.

He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped

image

Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.

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absolute-tripper:

asylum-art:

Martín De Pasquale:Photography

this is fucking with my head woah

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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