timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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Days of Future Past (2014)

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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"If I met you in real life…" Finish it in my ask.

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